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Chronic Science

by takenoutsideandshottwice

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Enjoy this timely homage to our favorite flower–

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Chronic Science
378 degrees of vaporized inhalant
I've got smoking the shit down to a science
28 to an ounce and 16 to a pound try it
I've got selling the shit down to a science
Organic and hydroponic timed drip systems
I've got growing the shit down to a science
Legally taxable in 2 states without even trying
I've got voting this shit down to a science

Burn baby burn
A cash cropping monster
Like a fiending crack ho
Wrapped up in a halter top
I never falter when I smoke before I rock

Two joints plus two joints plus two more equals six
That I smoke in a day while scripting limericks
That the dudes rock to and the kids mimic

Demon weed
Smoke it all to go to hell
Crop hemp seed
If you wanna feel the belly fill
Medicine
And still they say it's a sin
Prohibition
It has to come to an end

Scientifically speaking, you're an asshole

378 degrees of vaporized inhalant
I've got smoking the shit down to a science
28 to an ounce and 16 to a pound try it
I've got selling the shit down to a science
Organic and hydroponic timed drip systems
I've got growing the shit down to a science
Legally taxable in 2 states without even trying
I've got voting this shit down to a science

Legal in Washington (*Oregon now too!)
Eat it in your nosh and grin
Legal in Colorado
It's OK to have a bagful
Economics state that both of these states do great
70 years of prohibition is about to be removed
Millions on the drug war is about to be re-spent
And millions will be released because there crimes aren't relevant

The drug war
Is a privatized industry
Weed helps heal
It just seems like it was meant to be
Hemp is not pot
So how the fuck you figure
Oil tycoons
Fat pockets getting bigger

I've got smoking the shit down to a science
I've got selling the shit down to a science
I've got growing the shit down to a science
I've got voting this shit down to a science

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released April 20, 2016
Recorded in outer space by sex robots.

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